Day 1. I walk in. I shake hands. I speak slowly and clearly. I concentrate very hard on what people are saying, and try and build pictures in my head of the work landscape. I wear chinos in black, khaki or navy, and black shirts, black uggs. small jewelry except for the massive thumb ring. I hold eye contact. My purse is massive. I am plain, calm and I hope I don’t stink. cos you never really know.