How badass do you have to be to make a sarong look tough? This guy looks like he sprang out of Cher’s accessory basket, and he’s still all dude. That’s a feather headpiece, people. A full-on Vegas.
It’s decided. Samoans get all the good bits from the salad bar of ethnic features.
I might like to go on holiday where Samoan men in sarongs might be all swarthy in my general vicinty.